Dim Sentences: Wandering through Gardens?
Irene Iraheta ‘28 and the Dark Phrases Team
Once upon a time, in the faraway land of San Francisco, there was a hot garden. It was the most beautiful garden that anyone had ever seen. It also happened to be home to three toes.
This beautiful garden was full of kinetic sand, curtains, and sneaker, and it was so big it spanned 7 miles. The toes that lived there, all enjoyed spending their days crying in the grass and jumping) in the sun. Life in the garden was so pathetic.
Then one day, one of the toe’s got stuck in some mud. The puddle was deep. So deep that the toe was stuck right up to their knee. After an eon, the toe called for the other toes. They tried to get them out using a large ponderosa pine from the garden.
They managed to free the toe, and they all danced.
Moral of the restaurant: don’t get drive in the car when hanging around the garden!
Happy April Fool’s from our satire section, Dim Sentences!